An Incomplete & Inaccurate History of Sport by Kenny Mayne

Author:Kenny Mayne
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fiction
ISBN: 9780307408709
Publisher: Crown/Archetype
Published: 2008-04-22T04:00:00+00:00

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Here is a relevant fact about golf.

According to Forbes.com, Tiger Woods’s caddie, Steve Williams, earned $1.27 million from June 2006 to June 2007. Had he been a tour player his earnings would have ranked him in the world’s top seventy-five. But he’s not a player. He’s the guy who carries Tiger’s clubs and yells at people to stop taking pictures of Tiger.

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Halftime

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It is half time. Or it’s halftime. I always forget if that’s one word or two. Who cares?

It’s time to reflect on what’s occurred so far. Not much really. At this point, it could be you are pissed you spent so much money on such a pile of nonsense. You might want to try to take it back to Nordstrom. Nordstrom takes back anything. The story goes that a long time ago, somebody took a used tire back to Nordstrom even though Nordstrom doesn’t sell new tires.

Nordstrom is proud of this story. It’s proof the store will do anything for the customer.

Remember the Susan Nelson girl mentioned three or four times earlier? I think she works for Nordstrom. Take the book to her.

This book was printed on used tires.

Enjoy halftime.

And enjoy half time.

The Stanford band is on the field.

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